Tuesday, February 25, 2014

The video store is dead

I would apologize for having been absent from my blog for so long but do I actually have any readers? Im pretty sure I don't...




Anyways growing up I always went to the video store all the time really several times a week Id get overloaded with movies...

in my town I had 2 places to rent from but I liked one better than the other one was at the grocery store and the other on main street

When I was tiny I rented Tiny Toons go on Vacation and Pippi Longstocking and Carebears and Maxies World and Babes World

When I got older bumped into the horror section which was like the holy grail of movies Horror VHS galore  Mothers day Halloween Slumber Party Massacre Frankenhooker all kinds everywhere you looked..this was in High school and most places had quit carrying VHS I think I was one of the last people to rent them from the store Id rent about 8 movies or so and stay up all night and as soon as I had finished them Id go and get another 8...


When I got married I had to start renting elsewhere because I lived in a new town I rented from Crown Video it wasn't very good most of the movies never worked and the owner was a complete bitch always saying I checked out things that I had never heard of...eventually though it closed down and I had to start renting elsewhere again..now that's shut down and so fourth

We now only have one video store in my town its called Family Video and it has the worst selection of movies ever Sharknado and Sharktopus but no classics or good horror movies they have a ton of sequels but not the first movie does that make sense? I don't think so they have Home alone 3 but not 1 and 2 ..its a damn mess and every time I go back I vow not to again..but where else will I rent Im so used to it..I have rented movies all my life..and now that part of life is coming to an end -people like Netflix and redbox more
I will say  one good thing about Family Video they carry Van Holtens Spicy Pickles that Im addicted to and that's the only place in town to buy them.



This is me every time I stumble into Family Video Hoping to find a good classic or a horror movie but the only thing I find is Sharknado,Sharktopus, Nuns with Big guns ect ect
 
 
 
 
Anyways that about it I just needed to ramble and bitch

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Best Horror movie masks

 
Tomorrows Halloween...........FINALLY :)
I have decided to talk about one of my favorite things horror movie masks!
I think that's one of the main reasons I have always love horror movies the variety of masks are amazing.
I had a hard time deciding whether or not I should use all masks or just masks that were actual masks in the movie ( not sure how to really explain ) like IT its mask we know that but in the movie its not supposed to be a mask its just part of him..so I decided to just make this about masked killers.
This isn't in any order.
 
1.Curtains 1983
 2. Dark Night of the Scarecrow 1981-Its pretty good for a made for tv movie and the mask..its good
 3. Valentine  2001-Not really the best movie in the world but its not bad either I really like the mask
4. The Shining -This is probably one of the most memorable scenes one of the many
its weird and its a bit awkward ...I love it
 5. Motel Hell -This is perhaps one of the best horror movies its got its funny moments and its got an amazing mask.
 6. Halloween ( this is my favorite mask )  This mask is scary its white William Shatner face and soul less eyes staring at you in the dark waiting watching before he attacks.
 7.Terror train-Nothing like a Groucho Marx killer on a train
 8, Alice Sweet Alice- I honestly wasn't a huge fan of this movie but I do like the mask
 9. The House on Sorority Row- I love this costume and how the killer just sort of blends in with his toys.
 10.-Terror Train- I know again but can I help it if the killer keeps changing into really cool masks
11. Friday the 13th series - The mask is simple yet interesting
12. Friday the 13th part 2- I actually like this mask a bit more than the hockey mask it reminds me of a Baldknobber for those of you who aren't from the Ozarks you probably have no idea what im talking about so heres a wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_Knobbers
 13. The Strangers- This movie was actually pretty scary the idea of a group of people breaking into your house and they are all wearing masks and terrorizing you is a complete nightmare.
 14. The Wicker Man -The masks are amazing
 I really love the cat masks they are beautiful and only just a little creepy
 15. Goosebumps the Haunted Mask
 16- Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( Original) Leatherfaces most unhygienic mask
 17.Tourist Trap
 18. Clownhouse-Clowns can be pretty scary ....
 19. Trick R Treat- This guy is cute but very devilish
 20. My Bloody Valentine- The idea of being trapped inside of mine with a crazy miner who hates valentines and is angry because you are celebrating it............ahhhhh! I love the costume its unique


 
21. NoseyBonk- Ok I know he isn't a horror movie but he is FING scary ...
22. Slaughter High- Jesters hat with old man face  very effective

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Terror Train



Terror Train is a 1980 slasher film starring Jamie Lee Curtis
I think the really neat thing about Terror Train is the setting its a costume party on a train I cant think of another movie I have seen that in its just a really great idea!


At the start of the film they are having a New years eve party and Alana ( Jamie Lee Curtis ) is talked into playing a prank on Kenny Hampstead a shy and very awkward pledge ..he comes into the room thinking he is going to get laid ( which is part of the pledge ) some of the frat boys who are pre med have placed a dead womans corpse in the bed..Kenny is traumatized and is sent to a mental hospital.

Now its three years later and the same members of the fraternity and Sorority are having a costume party on a train..The class clown dressed as Groucho Marx is killed before getting on the train and the killer takes his costume and blends in.
Next he kills Jackson who is dressed like some sort of Dinosaur alien thing and takes his costume and then after that Docs girlfriend Mitchy finds him and thinks he is Jackson and leads him to the bed where she is then killed and he takes her witches costume.
As the party continues more students ( mostly the ones responsible for the prank ) are killed and no one seems to notice.
The killer assumes the costumed identity of each victim.
Carne ( the Train conductor )  discovers some bodies and moves the students in one car as the train begins its return journey. Alana recalls the prank, and, remembering that Kenny loved magic, suspects the magician ( David Copperfield ) is the killer. However the magician has disappeared, and is eventually found impaled inside his sword box.
Alana is moved into a locked compartment for her safety, but the killer is still aboard, stalking her. The killer enters the compartment but Alana escapes, and is pursued by the killer through the train. The killer is revealed as Kenny, who was disguised as the magician's female assistant. Kenny refuses Alana's apology and forces her to kiss him, but the kiss causes Kenny to relive his memories of the prank, driving him deeper into insanity. Carne rushes to the scene and beats down Kenny with a firemans' shovel, causing him to fall out the open door of the baggage car to his presumable death. His body lands in the nearly frozen river and floats away as the train roars off.

kill count= 10

Watch the trailer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnOw-Uvs6w0

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Sleepaway camp

Sleepaway Camp is a 1983 Slasher



It is in my opinion the best camp slasher movie ever! I love it more than I love Friday the 13th and The Burning ect ect ect!



The film starts out in the summer time at the lake with Angela and her brother Peter and her dad on there boat
The kids play a trick on there dad by pushing him into the lake and then there boats tips

A group of kids from the summer camp across the lake are water skiing and not paying attention and ram into them and kill the dad and peter.


Eight years later Angela is living with her crazy aunt Dr Martha Thomas and her cousin Ricky
Angela and Ricky go to summer camp Camp Arawak.
Almost immediately Angela gets bullied by her roommate Judy and camp counselor Meg.
The head cook Artie is a pedophile and has set his sights on Angela and attempts to molest her in the kitchen until Ricky saves her. Awhile later Artie is boiling corn and gets pushed in the boiler and is pretty much boiled alive-im sure he lives to be a horribly disfigured creature though
its determined to be an accident and camp life goes on for normal sort of for awhile.

Later a few days probably campers Kenny and Mike start teasing Angela because she wont talk they call her a nutcase and then Ricky intervenes and gets to a fist fight with them the fight gets broken up Ricky gets sent to bed ( I guess )
Rickys friend Paul stays behind to talk to Angela and right before he leaves to go back to his room she says goodnight which makes him pretty happy.

Later Kenny invites one of the girls to go on a moonlight canoe ride but its just a trick so he can tip the canoe over with her in it..he does and then she swims off ( way to go Kenny ) Kenny then decides its a good idea to crawl under the canoe and play submarine and sing songs a few seconds later someone swims under and holds him under...the next day his body is found and ruled and accident.

Later a group of campers throw water balloons at Angela and make her cry poor Angela one of them Billy goes to the bathroom to take a wicked shit ( his words ) when someone locks him in the bathroom and then drops a beehive in "Hey cant I guy take a dump in peace?!?!" leaving him to get stung to death.


Paul kisses Angela which upsets her and causes a flashback to her and Peter watching their dad and his lover Lenny in bed together..
Paul being a typical young guy doesn't understand so when Judy is all over him he goes for it and they start kissing which Angela sees and gets upset.
Later at swimming time Paul tries to explain himself to Angela and Meg and Judi show up and decide its a good idea to throw Angela in the water ( Angela is afraid of water ) the toss her in
Ricky tries to go save her but Mel who has decided that he is the killer holds him back and starts accusing him of things.
Hal the lifeguard gaves Angela and a group of small mean children throw sand at her.

Meg the head bitch prepares for her date with Mel ( the old guy in charge of the camp ) she is in the shower and she gets stabbed in the back with a butchers knife HOORAY!
Nobody really notices that Meg is missing and a social is held..the 6 children who threw sand at Angela are taken camping by camp counselor Eddie and Angela tells Paul to meet her after the social at the waterfront.
2 of the 6 children wake up and start whining and saying they are cold and want to go back to camp so Eddie takes them back when he comes back the others have been hacked up into pieces
Soon after that Judy who is playing hooky from the Social gets rape to death with a burning hot straightening iron. The Camp then goes into a panic when Eddie tells them what happened to those other kids.
Mel who has just discovered Megs corpse vows revenge on Ricky ( god he hates him ) and he attacks him and tries to kill him thinking that he has killed him he runs off where he is shot in the throat with an arrow by the killer.

As the counselors and the police scour the camp, they discover Ricky, unconscious but alive, and Angela meets Paul on the beach, suggesting they go for a swim. Ronnie and Susie find a naked Angela humming to herself and clutching both a large knife and Paul's severed head in her hands



WARNING THE REST OF THIS IS A HUGE FING SPOILER






They are shocked to discover that "Angela" is actually Peter, her thought-to-be-dead brother. It is revealed that the real Angela died in the accident and Peter survived. After Martha gained custody of him, she decided to raise Peter as the girl she always wanted, already having a son and coming to the conclusion that another boy "simply would not do." It's also implied that Peter/Angela was mentally affected by seeing his father sharing a homosexual embrace with another man. The film suddenly ends with the nude and blood-covered "Angela", male genitalia in full view, standing before Susie and Ronnie, letting out an animalistic hissing sound.











kill count=12


check out the trailer and the great music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAcitYY4OU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n8t2ew0Xrs&list=PLInXk5--YE-TutQjt_emkeniHVmQ9aHjT

and for the full movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePkcsSvnu0I







Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Rosemarys Baby





Last Night I watched Rosemary's Baby for the first time and I usually stick to Slasher films but sometimes I find different types of horror that I enjoy and this is one of them!


Rosemary's Baby is a 1968 American psychological horror film directed by the very talented Roman Polanski its based on the book by Ira Levin who wrote Stepford Wives. It stars Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth Gordon, Ralph Belamy and Clara from Andy Griffith even has a bit role



Rosemary Woodhouse and her husband Guy move into an apartment that is rumored to have ties with the occult.

Rosemary meets her neighbor in the creepy downstairs basement laundry room
she says she is staying with the Castevet's who have apparently helped her and gotten her off of drugs.

The walls are extremely thin and Rosemary and her husband hear chanting next door
but its quickly dismissed and they make love on the floor of there empty apartment.

The next day or so Rosemary and her husband are taking a walk and come upon a large group of people and it turns out the neighbor has jumped out a window and committed suicide...Next Rosemary meets the neighbors the Castevet's who seem friendly enough but extremely tacky
soon the Castevet's are inviting them over for dinner and the accept to be nice ...after all they are old people who just lost a friend..you have to be nice to them..
They have dinner over and it seems like Guy who didn't want to go in the first place is really enjoying himself he surprises Rosemary by saying he is going back over there the next day.

Minnie Castevet gives Rosemary an odd smelling charm that she says contains Tannis root and later Guy lands a role in a play because the other guy has suddenly went blind.

Rosemary has been wanting a baby for sometime now and Guy suggests that this is now a good time for it..and Minnie Castevet brings over some sort of pudding which Rosemary says tastes awful she doesn't want to eat it but her husband pushes it on her she takes a few bites and then hides it in a napkin when he isn't looking..later she starts to feel faint and passes out
Rosemary then starts having a strange dream which mingles with reality
She sees naked old people The Castevets and there friends and suddenly she starts to get raped by Satan.
The next morning when she wakes up she is covered in scratch marks and her husband says that they had sex.

Rosemary learns that she is pregnant and due June 28 she plans on going to Dr Hill but the Castevet's and her husband push a different doctor on her
So she goes to that doctor who tells her he wants to take a herb drink from Minnie every day
Rosemary soon starts losing weight and looking sick her doctor keeps telling her she well feel better soon and not to worry.
Her old friend Hutch comes to visit her and sees how sick she is and learns about the Tannis root she is taking and becomes concerned..Roman Castevet Drops in and it is clear he sees Hutch as an enemy
When Hutch goes to leave he finds that one of his gloves is missing.
Later he calls Rosemary to meet to talk but he never shows up and she finds out that he slipped into a coma
Three months later, Hutch dies. He leaves Rosemary a book about witchcraft and it is delivered to her at his funeral along with the cryptic message: "The name is an anagram". Rosemary deduces that Roman Castevet is really Steven Marcato, the son of a former resident of the Bramford who was accused of being a Satanist. Rosemary suspects her neighbors and Dr. Sapirstein are part of a cult with sinister designs for her baby, and that Guy is cooperating with them in exchange for help in advancing his career.
Rosemary becomes increasingly disturbed and shares her fears and suspicions with Dr. Hill, who, assuming she is delusional, calls Dr. Sapirstein and Guy. They tell her that if she co-operates, neither she nor the baby will be harmed. The two men bring Rosemary home, where she briefly escapes them. Despite Rosemary locking them out, they enter the bedroom. Rosemary goes into labor and is sedated by Dr. Sapirstein. When she wakes, she is told the baby died.
In the hall closet, Rosemary discovers a secret door leading into the Castevet apartment and hears a baby's cries revealing that her child is alive, she then finds a congregation gathered around her newborn son. After seeing the disturbing appearance of her baby's eyes, Rosemary is told that Guy is not the baby's father and that the baby, named Adrian, is actually the spawn of Satan. This horrifies Rosemary, who spits in Guy's face. Roman urges Rosemary to become a mother to her son and assures her that she does not have to join the cult if she doesn't want to. She adjusts her son's blankets and gently rocks his cradle with a small smile on her face.



I would have to say that the husband in this movie is the most evil character ever!




Monday, September 16, 2013

Graduation Day

                    "Graduating from high school has never been so deadly..........."



Graduation Day is a 1981 cult slasher film directed by Herb Freed and produced by Troma Entertainment for Columbia Pictures
If you have never heard of Troma look them up they do a lot of crazy shit and they are independent...This however is the only movie Im in love with that they put out.





Graduation Day is complete trash  ( ok it really is trash lovable trash ) in a lot of peoples eyes its extra cheesy and it really cant be considered serious..some people hate cheesy horror flicks but I love some from the 80s they just make me laugh..


The intro at the beginning of the movie looks like an after school special and it won me over with its catchy song


At the start of the movie Laura is running a race and dies of a heart attack or something at the end of the race
her sister Anne is sent so that on Graduation day she can accept Laura's medal for winning.
Right after that the murders start happening starting with a girl running in the woods and then it shows someone cross out her picture in a track team group photo...

One of the next kills happens to be my favorite it is so cheesy ..a jock gets impaled on a football with a sword stuffed in it! Classic
Another kill is a pole vaulter falling onto a bed of spikes..also very cool
The kills in this are just fun ..they aren't scary but you have to love them!
the movie also stars Linnea Quigley ( Return of the living dead ) and strangely enough Vanna White ( Wheel of fortune )

Anyways one by one the team members who seem to only live for sports end up dead
the killer is dressed like a fencer and has a stop watch and sword.
but who is the killer is it the sister the boyfriend the coach one of the team mates a school teacher
is really very obvious in the first few minutes of the movie who the killer is painfully obvious


I decided to make this write up a short one but if you like 80s cheese this is for you!



The body count is 9

I first watched this movie on youtube but I decided to buy it to add to my growing collection.

Watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlmtF3oe1HM and tell me what you think

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Prom Night




Prom Night is a 1980 Canadian slasher film and it stars Leslie Nielsen and Jamie Lee Curtis ( that's a good sign )
This movie has to be one of my favorites I love everything about it
The cover art and the music ..I love the music it has some of the best music ever from disco to a really sad and beautiful song at the end.
The album for this movie is really rare and hard to come by the soundtrack hasn't been released on cd..
The disco dancing at the prom is amazing I find myself being drawn in completely.



Im having trouble figuring out how to write this one without giving away the whole plot but...


The movie starts out with 3 kids Robin Alex and Kim walking home from school
Kim forgot her school book and has to go back for it and Alex goes home and Robin wants to join Wendy,Jude,Kelly,Nick,who are playing a creepy little game in an abandoned building the game is sort of like hide and go seek or tag but they shout killer killer killer over and over
So Robin goes up to play with those kids and the kids take the game a little to far
they start chanting and coming at her and it scares her and she goes out the window..and being kids they are retarded and scared and think they are going to go to jail so they decide not to go get help or say anything about it but to just keep quiet about it forever and ever..but someone saw them

and 6 years later at the prom they are in deep shit
these kids start getting cut up and the cops suspect the guy they wrongly arrested 6 years ago because he has escaped taking a nurse with him ( sounds like Halloween )
Kelly,Jude,and Wendy start getting threating phone calls my husband told me that the voice sounds like the ring wraith from Lord of the rings.

Kim doesn't know that Nick had something to do with her sisters death and she is now dating him

Before Nick was dating Kim he had been dating Wendy and it didn't work about because she is a a bit of a bitch and now she is pissed off and planning a malicious revenge at prom by getting the high school bad boy Lou involved ..Lou has a unibrow and smokes in school ..damn he is cool!


So Prom night starts and they all start getting cut up one by one
the kill count is a low 8 a couple of the kills aren't the main killers






                                                        SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER


 
 
 
At the end of the movie Kim is fighting with the killer as he tries to kill Nick she grabs the axe and hits him over the head ..the killer looks like his heart is breaking Kim looks into his eyes and realizes who it is ..her brother Alex who witnessed the crime years ago and has been plotting revenge why he didn't say anything I don't know apparently keeping silent and waiting 6 years is better.
Alex stumbles outside as all the cops get there and Kim tells them not to shoot she takes off his mask and he is bleeding she holds him in her arms as he dies...and if that wasn't enough a really sad song starts playing.
 
 
Anyways its one of my favorites I think its beautiful! give it a watch!