Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Best Horror movie masks

 
Tomorrows Halloween...........FINALLY :)
I have decided to talk about one of my favorite things horror movie masks!
I think that's one of the main reasons I have always love horror movies the variety of masks are amazing.
I had a hard time deciding whether or not I should use all masks or just masks that were actual masks in the movie ( not sure how to really explain ) like IT its mask we know that but in the movie its not supposed to be a mask its just part of him..so I decided to just make this about masked killers.
This isn't in any order.
 
1.Curtains 1983
 2. Dark Night of the Scarecrow 1981-Its pretty good for a made for tv movie and the mask..its good
 3. Valentine  2001-Not really the best movie in the world but its not bad either I really like the mask
4. The Shining -This is probably one of the most memorable scenes one of the many
its weird and its a bit awkward ...I love it
 5. Motel Hell -This is perhaps one of the best horror movies its got its funny moments and its got an amazing mask.
 6. Halloween ( this is my favorite mask )  This mask is scary its white William Shatner face and soul less eyes staring at you in the dark waiting watching before he attacks.
 7.Terror train-Nothing like a Groucho Marx killer on a train
 8, Alice Sweet Alice- I honestly wasn't a huge fan of this movie but I do like the mask
 9. The House on Sorority Row- I love this costume and how the killer just sort of blends in with his toys.
 10.-Terror Train- I know again but can I help it if the killer keeps changing into really cool masks
11. Friday the 13th series - The mask is simple yet interesting
12. Friday the 13th part 2- I actually like this mask a bit more than the hockey mask it reminds me of a Baldknobber for those of you who aren't from the Ozarks you probably have no idea what im talking about so heres a wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_Knobbers
 13. The Strangers- This movie was actually pretty scary the idea of a group of people breaking into your house and they are all wearing masks and terrorizing you is a complete nightmare.
 14. The Wicker Man -The masks are amazing
 I really love the cat masks they are beautiful and only just a little creepy
 15. Goosebumps the Haunted Mask
 16- Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( Original) Leatherfaces most unhygienic mask
 17.Tourist Trap
 18. Clownhouse-Clowns can be pretty scary ....
 19. Trick R Treat- This guy is cute but very devilish
 20. My Bloody Valentine- The idea of being trapped inside of mine with a crazy miner who hates valentines and is angry because you are celebrating it............ahhhhh! I love the costume its unique


 
21. NoseyBonk- Ok I know he isn't a horror movie but he is FING scary ...
22. Slaughter High- Jesters hat with old man face  very effective

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Terror Train



Terror Train is a 1980 slasher film starring Jamie Lee Curtis
I think the really neat thing about Terror Train is the setting its a costume party on a train I cant think of another movie I have seen that in its just a really great idea!


At the start of the film they are having a New years eve party and Alana ( Jamie Lee Curtis ) is talked into playing a prank on Kenny Hampstead a shy and very awkward pledge ..he comes into the room thinking he is going to get laid ( which is part of the pledge ) some of the frat boys who are pre med have placed a dead womans corpse in the bed..Kenny is traumatized and is sent to a mental hospital.

Now its three years later and the same members of the fraternity and Sorority are having a costume party on a train..The class clown dressed as Groucho Marx is killed before getting on the train and the killer takes his costume and blends in.
Next he kills Jackson who is dressed like some sort of Dinosaur alien thing and takes his costume and then after that Docs girlfriend Mitchy finds him and thinks he is Jackson and leads him to the bed where she is then killed and he takes her witches costume.
As the party continues more students ( mostly the ones responsible for the prank ) are killed and no one seems to notice.
The killer assumes the costumed identity of each victim.
Carne ( the Train conductor )  discovers some bodies and moves the students in one car as the train begins its return journey. Alana recalls the prank, and, remembering that Kenny loved magic, suspects the magician ( David Copperfield ) is the killer. However the magician has disappeared, and is eventually found impaled inside his sword box.
Alana is moved into a locked compartment for her safety, but the killer is still aboard, stalking her. The killer enters the compartment but Alana escapes, and is pursued by the killer through the train. The killer is revealed as Kenny, who was disguised as the magician's female assistant. Kenny refuses Alana's apology and forces her to kiss him, but the kiss causes Kenny to relive his memories of the prank, driving him deeper into insanity. Carne rushes to the scene and beats down Kenny with a firemans' shovel, causing him to fall out the open door of the baggage car to his presumable death. His body lands in the nearly frozen river and floats away as the train roars off.

kill count= 10

Watch the trailer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnOw-Uvs6w0

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Sleepaway camp

Sleepaway Camp is a 1983 Slasher



It is in my opinion the best camp slasher movie ever! I love it more than I love Friday the 13th and The Burning ect ect ect!



The film starts out in the summer time at the lake with Angela and her brother Peter and her dad on there boat
The kids play a trick on there dad by pushing him into the lake and then there boats tips

A group of kids from the summer camp across the lake are water skiing and not paying attention and ram into them and kill the dad and peter.


Eight years later Angela is living with her crazy aunt Dr Martha Thomas and her cousin Ricky
Angela and Ricky go to summer camp Camp Arawak.
Almost immediately Angela gets bullied by her roommate Judy and camp counselor Meg.
The head cook Artie is a pedophile and has set his sights on Angela and attempts to molest her in the kitchen until Ricky saves her. Awhile later Artie is boiling corn and gets pushed in the boiler and is pretty much boiled alive-im sure he lives to be a horribly disfigured creature though
its determined to be an accident and camp life goes on for normal sort of for awhile.

Later a few days probably campers Kenny and Mike start teasing Angela because she wont talk they call her a nutcase and then Ricky intervenes and gets to a fist fight with them the fight gets broken up Ricky gets sent to bed ( I guess )
Rickys friend Paul stays behind to talk to Angela and right before he leaves to go back to his room she says goodnight which makes him pretty happy.

Later Kenny invites one of the girls to go on a moonlight canoe ride but its just a trick so he can tip the canoe over with her in it..he does and then she swims off ( way to go Kenny ) Kenny then decides its a good idea to crawl under the canoe and play submarine and sing songs a few seconds later someone swims under and holds him under...the next day his body is found and ruled and accident.

Later a group of campers throw water balloons at Angela and make her cry poor Angela one of them Billy goes to the bathroom to take a wicked shit ( his words ) when someone locks him in the bathroom and then drops a beehive in "Hey cant I guy take a dump in peace?!?!" leaving him to get stung to death.


Paul kisses Angela which upsets her and causes a flashback to her and Peter watching their dad and his lover Lenny in bed together..
Paul being a typical young guy doesn't understand so when Judy is all over him he goes for it and they start kissing which Angela sees and gets upset.
Later at swimming time Paul tries to explain himself to Angela and Meg and Judi show up and decide its a good idea to throw Angela in the water ( Angela is afraid of water ) the toss her in
Ricky tries to go save her but Mel who has decided that he is the killer holds him back and starts accusing him of things.
Hal the lifeguard gaves Angela and a group of small mean children throw sand at her.

Meg the head bitch prepares for her date with Mel ( the old guy in charge of the camp ) she is in the shower and she gets stabbed in the back with a butchers knife HOORAY!
Nobody really notices that Meg is missing and a social is held..the 6 children who threw sand at Angela are taken camping by camp counselor Eddie and Angela tells Paul to meet her after the social at the waterfront.
2 of the 6 children wake up and start whining and saying they are cold and want to go back to camp so Eddie takes them back when he comes back the others have been hacked up into pieces
Soon after that Judy who is playing hooky from the Social gets rape to death with a burning hot straightening iron. The Camp then goes into a panic when Eddie tells them what happened to those other kids.
Mel who has just discovered Megs corpse vows revenge on Ricky ( god he hates him ) and he attacks him and tries to kill him thinking that he has killed him he runs off where he is shot in the throat with an arrow by the killer.

As the counselors and the police scour the camp, they discover Ricky, unconscious but alive, and Angela meets Paul on the beach, suggesting they go for a swim. Ronnie and Susie find a naked Angela humming to herself and clutching both a large knife and Paul's severed head in her hands



WARNING THE REST OF THIS IS A HUGE FING SPOILER






They are shocked to discover that "Angela" is actually Peter, her thought-to-be-dead brother. It is revealed that the real Angela died in the accident and Peter survived. After Martha gained custody of him, she decided to raise Peter as the girl she always wanted, already having a son and coming to the conclusion that another boy "simply would not do." It's also implied that Peter/Angela was mentally affected by seeing his father sharing a homosexual embrace with another man. The film suddenly ends with the nude and blood-covered "Angela", male genitalia in full view, standing before Susie and Ronnie, letting out an animalistic hissing sound.











kill count=12


check out the trailer and the great music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAcitYY4OU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n8t2ew0Xrs&list=PLInXk5--YE-TutQjt_emkeniHVmQ9aHjT

and for the full movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePkcsSvnu0I







Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Rosemarys Baby





Last Night I watched Rosemary's Baby for the first time and I usually stick to Slasher films but sometimes I find different types of horror that I enjoy and this is one of them!


Rosemary's Baby is a 1968 American psychological horror film directed by the very talented Roman Polanski its based on the book by Ira Levin who wrote Stepford Wives. It stars Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth Gordon, Ralph Belamy and Clara from Andy Griffith even has a bit role



Rosemary Woodhouse and her husband Guy move into an apartment that is rumored to have ties with the occult.

Rosemary meets her neighbor in the creepy downstairs basement laundry room
she says she is staying with the Castevet's who have apparently helped her and gotten her off of drugs.

The walls are extremely thin and Rosemary and her husband hear chanting next door
but its quickly dismissed and they make love on the floor of there empty apartment.

The next day or so Rosemary and her husband are taking a walk and come upon a large group of people and it turns out the neighbor has jumped out a window and committed suicide...Next Rosemary meets the neighbors the Castevet's who seem friendly enough but extremely tacky
soon the Castevet's are inviting them over for dinner and the accept to be nice ...after all they are old people who just lost a friend..you have to be nice to them..
They have dinner over and it seems like Guy who didn't want to go in the first place is really enjoying himself he surprises Rosemary by saying he is going back over there the next day.

Minnie Castevet gives Rosemary an odd smelling charm that she says contains Tannis root and later Guy lands a role in a play because the other guy has suddenly went blind.

Rosemary has been wanting a baby for sometime now and Guy suggests that this is now a good time for it..and Minnie Castevet brings over some sort of pudding which Rosemary says tastes awful she doesn't want to eat it but her husband pushes it on her she takes a few bites and then hides it in a napkin when he isn't looking..later she starts to feel faint and passes out
Rosemary then starts having a strange dream which mingles with reality
She sees naked old people The Castevets and there friends and suddenly she starts to get raped by Satan.
The next morning when she wakes up she is covered in scratch marks and her husband says that they had sex.

Rosemary learns that she is pregnant and due June 28 she plans on going to Dr Hill but the Castevet's and her husband push a different doctor on her
So she goes to that doctor who tells her he wants to take a herb drink from Minnie every day
Rosemary soon starts losing weight and looking sick her doctor keeps telling her she well feel better soon and not to worry.
Her old friend Hutch comes to visit her and sees how sick she is and learns about the Tannis root she is taking and becomes concerned..Roman Castevet Drops in and it is clear he sees Hutch as an enemy
When Hutch goes to leave he finds that one of his gloves is missing.
Later he calls Rosemary to meet to talk but he never shows up and she finds out that he slipped into a coma
Three months later, Hutch dies. He leaves Rosemary a book about witchcraft and it is delivered to her at his funeral along with the cryptic message: "The name is an anagram". Rosemary deduces that Roman Castevet is really Steven Marcato, the son of a former resident of the Bramford who was accused of being a Satanist. Rosemary suspects her neighbors and Dr. Sapirstein are part of a cult with sinister designs for her baby, and that Guy is cooperating with them in exchange for help in advancing his career.
Rosemary becomes increasingly disturbed and shares her fears and suspicions with Dr. Hill, who, assuming she is delusional, calls Dr. Sapirstein and Guy. They tell her that if she co-operates, neither she nor the baby will be harmed. The two men bring Rosemary home, where she briefly escapes them. Despite Rosemary locking them out, they enter the bedroom. Rosemary goes into labor and is sedated by Dr. Sapirstein. When she wakes, she is told the baby died.
In the hall closet, Rosemary discovers a secret door leading into the Castevet apartment and hears a baby's cries revealing that her child is alive, she then finds a congregation gathered around her newborn son. After seeing the disturbing appearance of her baby's eyes, Rosemary is told that Guy is not the baby's father and that the baby, named Adrian, is actually the spawn of Satan. This horrifies Rosemary, who spits in Guy's face. Roman urges Rosemary to become a mother to her son and assures her that she does not have to join the cult if she doesn't want to. She adjusts her son's blankets and gently rocks his cradle with a small smile on her face.



I would have to say that the husband in this movie is the most evil character ever!




Monday, September 16, 2013

Graduation Day

                    "Graduating from high school has never been so deadly..........."



Graduation Day is a 1981 cult slasher film directed by Herb Freed and produced by Troma Entertainment for Columbia Pictures
If you have never heard of Troma look them up they do a lot of crazy shit and they are independent...This however is the only movie Im in love with that they put out.





Graduation Day is complete trash  ( ok it really is trash lovable trash ) in a lot of peoples eyes its extra cheesy and it really cant be considered serious..some people hate cheesy horror flicks but I love some from the 80s they just make me laugh..


The intro at the beginning of the movie looks like an after school special and it won me over with its catchy song


At the start of the movie Laura is running a race and dies of a heart attack or something at the end of the race
her sister Anne is sent so that on Graduation day she can accept Laura's medal for winning.
Right after that the murders start happening starting with a girl running in the woods and then it shows someone cross out her picture in a track team group photo...

One of the next kills happens to be my favorite it is so cheesy ..a jock gets impaled on a football with a sword stuffed in it! Classic
Another kill is a pole vaulter falling onto a bed of spikes..also very cool
The kills in this are just fun ..they aren't scary but you have to love them!
the movie also stars Linnea Quigley ( Return of the living dead ) and strangely enough Vanna White ( Wheel of fortune )

Anyways one by one the team members who seem to only live for sports end up dead
the killer is dressed like a fencer and has a stop watch and sword.
but who is the killer is it the sister the boyfriend the coach one of the team mates a school teacher
is really very obvious in the first few minutes of the movie who the killer is painfully obvious


I decided to make this write up a short one but if you like 80s cheese this is for you!



The body count is 9

I first watched this movie on youtube but I decided to buy it to add to my growing collection.

Watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlmtF3oe1HM and tell me what you think

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Prom Night




Prom Night is a 1980 Canadian slasher film and it stars Leslie Nielsen and Jamie Lee Curtis ( that's a good sign )
This movie has to be one of my favorites I love everything about it
The cover art and the music ..I love the music it has some of the best music ever from disco to a really sad and beautiful song at the end.
The album for this movie is really rare and hard to come by the soundtrack hasn't been released on cd..
The disco dancing at the prom is amazing I find myself being drawn in completely.



Im having trouble figuring out how to write this one without giving away the whole plot but...


The movie starts out with 3 kids Robin Alex and Kim walking home from school
Kim forgot her school book and has to go back for it and Alex goes home and Robin wants to join Wendy,Jude,Kelly,Nick,who are playing a creepy little game in an abandoned building the game is sort of like hide and go seek or tag but they shout killer killer killer over and over
So Robin goes up to play with those kids and the kids take the game a little to far
they start chanting and coming at her and it scares her and she goes out the window..and being kids they are retarded and scared and think they are going to go to jail so they decide not to go get help or say anything about it but to just keep quiet about it forever and ever..but someone saw them

and 6 years later at the prom they are in deep shit
these kids start getting cut up and the cops suspect the guy they wrongly arrested 6 years ago because he has escaped taking a nurse with him ( sounds like Halloween )
Kelly,Jude,and Wendy start getting threating phone calls my husband told me that the voice sounds like the ring wraith from Lord of the rings.

Kim doesn't know that Nick had something to do with her sisters death and she is now dating him

Before Nick was dating Kim he had been dating Wendy and it didn't work about because she is a a bit of a bitch and now she is pissed off and planning a malicious revenge at prom by getting the high school bad boy Lou involved ..Lou has a unibrow and smokes in school ..damn he is cool!


So Prom night starts and they all start getting cut up one by one
the kill count is a low 8 a couple of the kills aren't the main killers






                                                        SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER


 
 
 
At the end of the movie Kim is fighting with the killer as he tries to kill Nick she grabs the axe and hits him over the head ..the killer looks like his heart is breaking Kim looks into his eyes and realizes who it is ..her brother Alex who witnessed the crime years ago and has been plotting revenge why he didn't say anything I don't know apparently keeping silent and waiting 6 years is better.
Alex stumbles outside as all the cops get there and Kim tells them not to shoot she takes off his mask and he is bleeding she holds him in her arms as he dies...and if that wasn't enough a really sad song starts playing.
 
 
Anyways its one of my favorites I think its beautiful! give it a watch!
 
 
 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Candyman




Candyman is one of those movies that I had put off for years and years because I just didn't think it would be any good and then I was in for a pleasant surprise.
I remember in elementary school the kids on the playground talking about it..and actually believing it was a true story..they also believed that Friday the 13th and Nightmare on elm street were real...How I miss the days of childhood imaginations..
In first,second and third grade I didn't watch horror movies so I had no idea what they were talking about but years later when I did watch these movies I had a good laugh :).

Candyman came out in 1992 and is an American horror film directed by Bernard Rose and written and produced by Clive Barker.
and staring Virgina Madsen,and Tony Todd ( The crow )

The plot follows a graduate student Helen who is doing a thesis on Urban Legends she comes across the story of the Candyman and as you can guess it gets her into a lot of trouble...

Candyman is an artist and son of a slave who fell in love with a white girl whos daddy didn't like that very much and had him murdered  they cut off his hand and replaced if with a hook and then threw a hive of bees at him and he was stung to death while they laughed and called him candyman.
Candyman is a vengeful spirit..
Candyman works kind of like the Bloody Mary Urban Legend ..but instead of saying Blood Mary when you look into the mirror you say Candyman candyman Candyman candyman Candyman and then if you are brave enough you turn out the lights..

Helen sees the candyman in a garage and blacks out when she wakes up she finds herself covered in blood and hers a woman screaming ..she finds the head of a dog laying next to her and apparently on top of that theres a missing baby so now people think she is a crazy killer
after getting out of jail and going home she gets another visit from the Candyman and her friend Bernadette comes to visit her..bad luck on her part and on Helens because she gets killed and it looks like Helen struck again this time she finds her husband turning his back on her and she finds herself in a mental hospital ..
Her husband is a cheating sob anyways and in the end he gets his

Its really one of those movies that you just need to watch its really good and the music is beautiful and haunting.


there are 2 sequels I have watched the second and didn't really like it and never watched the third






Check out this cool Candyman figurine








SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER






I honestly never feel bad when a character in a horror movie dies but Helen exeption
I actually get teary eyed ..I mean everything goes bad for ..people think she is a killer
her husband is cheating on her with one of his students and when she really needs him the most he isn't there for her.. her best friend dies..and she gets burnt to death trying to save a baby that people think she killed..She has a big heart!

atleast in the end she kills her husband and leaves his bitch ass girl friend screaming.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Road Games

Road Games I know I said I was going to be doing horror but today I watched Road Games for the first time and thought Id write about this little less known gem..its more of a thriller type but people sometimes lump it in with horror.






Road Games was made in 1981 and is an Australian film I usually wont watch Australian films because I have watched so many that have been horrible!
but this ..was different I have a fondness for cat and mouse truck driving films like Duel and Joy ride and I find that they are hard to come by that's how I came across this movie.


The movie stars Stacey Keach and Jamie Lee Curtis ( I love Jamie Lee )
Stacey Keach plays a  loveable truck driver named Patrick Quid who hasn't slept in quite some time
and Jamie lee is a runaway hitchhiker who is looking for some adventure.
At the start of the movie he pulls over at a motel to try to get some rest and maybe some tail but as luck would have it another guy gets the last room and the tail..
the next scene shows a naked girl getting strangled with piano wire or guitar string or something..the next morning Patrick Quid wakes up and lets his pet dingo out of the car to go to the bathroom his dingo runs over to some trash bags and starts digging in them and a man is watching from the top room..the garbage collectors come and take away the trash before the dog can find the body..

Through out his route he runs into several different people and he runs into the mysterious guy driving the van who stole his room
he hears on the radio and from another hitchhiker that theres been some missing girls and some body parts found and they are looking for a killer so he soon suspects this guy.

He spots Jamie lee hitchhiking a few times but doesn't pick her up and then finally does and they are sort of sweet on each other and she believes him when he tells her about the guy in the van..
Soon the are playing detective they stop at a roadside gas station and Quid goes into the bathroom and thinks he has the guy cornered while Jamie lee investigates the van but while he is doing that she runs into the guy who is still in his van and gets taken away...
so that leads to a merry and heart thumping chase ....and you have to wonder if she is dead or not and will he save the girl

Sorry if I gave away the whole movie but its worth a watch you can find it on youtube.



Urban Legend

And now for my second horror movie ...

This is a light one its not scary and its more of a lame teen horror movie ..but I like it


Urban Legend came out in 1998 and im sure by its name you can tell uses Urban legends for its plot
im a sucker for Urban Legends I just cant get enough of them..thats why I like Black Christmas,When a stranger calls,and Scary Stories to tell in the dark.


I remember the first time I watched this movie it was in high school and I was staying the night with this girl we rented a ton of horror movies and bought more junk food than we could handle and cooked some really nasty rice crispy treats..those were the days..I miss them.

The movie stars Jared Leto,Brad Dourif ( Chucky ),Joshua Jackson ( Crappy teen actor ),Tara Reid (Druken whore or American Pie ) ,Danielle Harris,Alicia Witt,Robert Englund ( Freddy ) ,Rebecca Gayheart ( Jawbreaker,Scream 2,From Dusk till dawn 3 )


The movie starts off with the killer in the backseat urban legend ( everyones heard of that one )
and ends with the kidney heist. ( I really just didn't feel like typing all the different urban legends used )

The killer in this movie is using urban legends and using them to kill his or her victims


For some really odd reason they reference the movie Coffy I don't get it ..Ill never get it..Coffy is one of my favorite movies but I don't understand why its mentioned in this teen horror flick
its also a running gag in the next 2 movies..but don't bother with the next 2 because they really suck.


My cat Sophie actually really likes this movie he well watch this whole movie and then meow for me to restart it ..when I put in the second movie he hated it and learned a sad lesson about sequels never being as good as the original.


Body count=8



imdb rates this movie 5.2 but rates scream 7.2
I don't get it..
This movie is far from being a first class horror movie but as far a teen horror movie goes I think its pretty good.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Black Christmas

The leaves have started falling from the trees reminding me that summer is over and fall is here and its time to start my horror movie marathon..a bit early maybe I think most people start in October but I have so many I want to talk about that I thought I should start now :)


Im starting with one of my absolute favorite horror movies of all time "Black Christmas"


Black Christmas was made in 1974 and is a independent Canadian film
the 70s was a great time for movies almost all of my favorites are from that time
the horror movies were different from what we have now hell..all the movies were different from what we have now..they had it all great acting a great look and a real plot ..the movies we have now all have a cheap made for tv look about them with horrible actors that don't know what they are doing half the time and the actors themselves are nothing but cheap trash ( yeah I said it ) it might sound mean but I love watching older movies where actors were classy..ok enough of my rant ..because really I could go on and on about how much I hate new movies and new actors.

The movie stars Olivia Hussey,Margot Kidder,John Saxon ( that guy who is always the dad or the cop in horror movies )
The setting is in a sorority house in Canada
the girls have been receiving menacing phone calls
the killer is lurking upstairs in the attic and kills them off one by one
( like the urban legend The Babysitter and the man upstairs )
Black Christmas is considered to be the first slasher film and its the reason why we have Halloween and When a Stranger calls and many other good ones.
The movie has several funny lines and a few disturbing moments..I think if I had watched this is the beginning of my horror movie love affair I would have been scared but Im pretty desentized
My favorite character in the movie is played by Margot Kidder and she has all the funny lines.
Everything about this movie is good the music and the overall creepiness.
Imdb rates it a 7.1 but I think I would give it a 9 or a 10

" Did you know, this is a very little known fact, but... did you know that there's a certain species of turtle that... there's a certain species of turtle that can screw for three days without stopping. You don't believe me, do you? Well, I mean, how could I make something like that up?
No, really! They just... three days, 24 hours a day, wha-voom! Wha-voom! Wha-voom! Can you believe that, three days? I'm lucky if I get three minutes! Do you know how I know this? Because I went down to the zoo and I watched them. It was very boring. Well actually, um, I, uh, didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over and I watched the zebras, because they only take thirty seconds! Premature ejaculation! "





Little baby bunting/Daddy's went a-hunting/Gonna fetch a rabbit skin to wrap his baby Agnes in.






SPOILER ALERT
Theres always an end girl or atleast almost always
in the end all the girls are picked off except Olivia Hussey
I wish Margot kidder could have made it to the end but the drunken whorish types never do
she got stab with a glass unicorn
Olivia Hussey thinks her boyfriend is the killer and when he comes in to save her or talk to her she kills him and then the cops get there..but at the end credits we learn its not the boyfriend ( that is if you even suspected the boyfriend ) because the phone starts ringing again and Olivia Hussey is left alone is the house as the cops rushed the dad of one of the girls to the hospital because he passed out so we are left wondering if the main character dies at the end.
We never learn who the killer is but you can make up plenty of story for him in your head
He is obviously a deranged psycho who a history of family problems from what I gathered from his rants about baby Agnes.

Body count -7



Ill just say one more thing they remade this movie in 2006 and it was horrible the killer is an inbred greenish mutant monster who had sex with his mom and made a baby with her..and it stars Harriet the spy..so stay away from that movie.



Check out the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBKrRtBuag



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